KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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KarmaA few years back I was getting off the train in Newcastle Central Station when I spied a rather drunk bloke a few yards away. He was swaying backwards and forwards and swigging from a bottle of Newcastle Brown when disaster struck.
He dropped his bottle of brown.
Horror-struck, he watched as the bottle fell to the concrete floor and...Bounced.
It bounced twice and then landed, upright, on the cold floor. OK, it was fizzing beer a bit but his lovely bottle of brown was OK.
With a beaming smile on his face the drunk bent down to pick it up and...
A full bottle of whiskey fell from his inside pocket and smashed all over the floor.
He must have done something really bad in a past life....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:24,
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I assume it wasn't a decent bottle of scotch? Such a terrible loss of booze...
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HarshHim upstairs is somewhat taking the piss with that one. (Almost as bad as the (probably mythical) invincible Kamikazi pilot.)
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That's......a Billy Connolly joke.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, closed)
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