Ex Girlfriends
Between the ages of 18-19 I was dumped by no fewer than 3 girls. The first one I'd been with since we were 15 and she was the most possesive psycho I've ever known. I tried to break up with her about a year and a half into the relationship, only to have her knock on my front door with her uncle and force me to stay with her. I was only 16. She made me spend every second with her and I'm ashamed to say that I did everything she asked, including cutting a few mates out of my life (I stayed in touch with them, just at school/college). Anyways, towards the end she started being a knob and then dumped me (best day of my life!). 2 months later, pregnant and the numbers make it 100% certain not to be mine! She put me through at least 2 years of hell (I quite enjoyed the 1st year) and was repayed with a fat/ugly baby boy. The 2nd girlfriend basically spent all of my over draft in the space of a month because I was still in mug mode from the last gf. She dumped me and I was gutted. A few weeks later, she dropped out of uni and last I heard she was on the dole. The 3rd girlfriend was proper wierd. I only went on a date with her cos I was pissed and my best mate set it up for a laugh. She wasn't bad looking, just freakishly skinny and had the personality of a retarded vimto stain. We went on the date and somehow just became boyfriend and girlfriend. She was a bit posh and wouldn't tell me that her dad was a copper because she thought I was some sort of closet criminal due to the fact I lived in the Walton/Anfield area of Liverpool. Anyways, I'd already signed up for the whole Camp America thing before we stared going out. I was leaving in 2 months time. In those 2 months she'd booked flights and a weeks accomidation in a hotel near the camp. We were in the middle of hicksville and I told her I worked basically all the time and she'd be bored. She came over and dumped me halfway through the week because I didn't spend any time with her. I get back to blighty and uni and see her. Bear in mind, this was a timid, middle class girl. The sort you'd expect to see in church every sunday and all that jazz. Another ex preggers! I couldn't believe it. Defo not mine either cos I was too repulsed by her body.

Karma's been good to me. I've been wronged thrice by women and 2 of them are now mothers and the other one's probably giving out at the back of some pub.

I now live with my girlfriend of 3.5 years by the beach in Australia, who I met in America on camp.

Apologies for the length, but not really
(Visionaryofthe1980s www.myspace.com/visionariesofthe1980s, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:03, 2 replies)

Where do you live?
I'm near-ish Sydney
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 2:41, closed)

re: where do you live?
Are you hoping he's some kind of fertility god?
(lessmiserable, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 6:17, closed)