KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Karma curryYesterday I evily and horridly munched and crunched up a lot of sweet, tender little chillis. This morning, in what was possibly the fireiest bit of karmic retribution ever, my poop chute exploded with the most ringstinging squitshits I have ever suffered from. I'm not saying the chocolate star was on fire but the toilet paper spontaneously combusted before it was close enough to catch a drip.
Karmic or colonic retribution? You decide..
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 18:04, 1 reply)
hhmmm...I'm going with colonic retribution on this one.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:21,
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