Oldest nephew
when he was two or three (he's 23 now, I can't remember exactly after all these years), decided his "winky" was a gun.

The lounge window at his parents' house was very low, and his little legs put him at the perfect height to "shoot" passersby with his handy weapon. Including two patrolling members of the local police. Who fell about laughing. The Minister didn't find it quite so amusing .... humourless twat.

He stopped when his mum threatened to cut it off with the kitchen scissors, probably scarring him for life (mentally scarred, she didn't actually do it).
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:00, 3 replies)

Like this?

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, closed)

Made me laugh out loud
I think his was smaller ( and paler ) though.

Where do you find these pictures???
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, closed)

I got that one
from a comment on Sensible Erection. Apparently it's from an obscure Swedish movie called "Kopps!"

Many of my pictures come from SE, and I post some on there from b3ta. I like to think of it as cross-pollination...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:42, closed)