Kids Say the Funniest Things.
I used to do some volunteer work at the beaver Scouts in order to pass my Duke of Edinburgh's award. It was a good excuse to act like a big kid, whilst observing how differently raised children interact.

One amazing conversation happened over making Mother's Day cards.

Child 1: I have to make a card for my mum, but she has to make a card for her mum... and her mum has to make a card for her mum... oh wait no, because she's dead.
(Awkward silence)
Child 2: Yes, that's right, because everyone has a mum.
Disgustingly Christian Child: Oh, except Adam and Eve.
(More awkward silence than the first.)
( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:42, Reply)