Car crash
When the Captain's sprogs were much younger I decided that I'd explain things to them in a more grown-up way than most adults would when talking to kids.
It came to pass that, as a family, we were on holiday in Wales. At the time, in the fair city of Bangor there must have been a Jewish prayer school going on, lots of long coats, homburg hats and magnificent ringlets in evidence. My kids were naturally curious and asked why "those men are wearing those clothes". I explained they were orthodox Jews, very religious people. I even spoke to one of the guys who was great with the kids and answered all their questions. Later that day we were driving back to our digs, my youngest shouted "Look daddy ,there's that orthopaedic Jew"!!


I nearly crashed the car. Couldn't move for laughing for about 5 minutes.

Yeah, I'm a breeder.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, Reply)