Sweary Sweary
4 year olds have extremely sensitive hearing.

In fact, I could rent the little bugger out to Fylingdales to listen for the Russian bombers and save the MoD a mint.

I have a tendency to extreme sweariness, which has rubbed off over the years on to my God-Fearing Mutton-Molesting Go-To-Church-On-Sundays Wife. So much so that she now sounds like a pissed up and pissed off Marine when annoyed. And then the sprogs arrived.

Pulling into the supermarket to find that the car park was, as usual, full, my angelic blonde blue eyed son made his contribution:

"Typical. No fucking spaces"

Cue two alleged adults going purple with suppressed mixed laughter and 'oh shit' emotions. Before either of us could recover, or even draw breath, a small voice piped up:

"D'oh" (Yes I exposed him to the Simpsons too early)

"Sorry MummyDaddy"

"No BLOODY spaces"
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:06, 1 reply)

Been there
In the car with my five year old daughter, I get cut up by a coffin dodger in another car.
"stupid old fuck" says I, suddenly realising that I am not actually in the car on my own.

I then literally beg her not to say anything to mummy, daddy said a bad word etc.

In the house first thing out of her mouth - "mummy, daddy said fuck".
(twoheads Is currently broke on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)