Pearoast No. 5
A story on my daughter.

There is a girl she dislikes intensely (as one would expect with 13-year-old girls), and at school they do their best to make each other miserable.

So one day my daughter pays a friend five dollars to steal the other girl's clothes while she's in gym class, and hides the clothes in an obscure corner of the locker room. Result: the enemy girl had to wear her gym clothes for the rest of the day.

The next day there's an announcement over the loudspeakers that a ten dollar reward is being offered for information as to where the girl's clothes are. My daughter marches to the office and reports that she saw some clothes in an obscure corner of the locker room. She's given the reward, and goes back to her class.

In other words, she humiliated the girl and made five dollars profit in the process. And made her enemy pay it to her. Devious and vicious, and I pity whoever else she decides to take a disliking to.

I know I shouldn't be as proud of her for that as I am, but what can I say? She takes after her dad...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, 4 replies)

I like it
*click*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:16, closed)

a girl after my own heart!
if she asks for henchmen for her 16th birthday present, give them to her, she'll be ruling the world by the time she's 21
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:53, closed)

wow....
Speaking as a fellow high school student (though a fair bit older)....that's about the best story I've heard the whole time I've been at school. That's just gold.

Can I meet her? She could give me some pointers...


Oh! Idea!
tell her that if the girl she hates does something nasty, then she should convince her bf to break up with her and go out with your daughter instead. Works a treat when the guy's a dick enough to agree. :D:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:10, closed)

Heh. She's pretty fantastic.
Seriously- I pity any boy who decides to try to mess with her head. She's got much of the mind of a twisted 45 year old man (me) in a fifteen year old body- only I'll openly admit that she's a lot smarter than I am.

If you're anywhere near Richmond, give me a yell- I can arrange a meeting. She needs more like minds to hang with...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, closed)