Too Cool For School (and me)
I once went with my cousin to pick her kids up from school while I was visiting. Naturally I'm the cool, fun 'uncle' that they love and adore but that doesn't stop me mercilessly winding them up as all proper adults should do. Seeing her SIX year old, Charlotte, wave goodbye to a boy was just too much to ignore.
"Oooooh who was that? Is he your boyfriend? Do you love him? Do you luuuuuuuuuuurrrrve him?" I said as soon as she'd got in the car.
"Don't be silly! That's Hugo. Just because I've snogged him a few times doesn't mean he's my boyfriend!"

Well that shut me up.

I mean, seriously, who calls their child Hugo?
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:07, Reply)