Diaper humor and three-year-olds.
It was a Saturday in the Loon household, and the boys, aged three and two, were playing in the kitchen as their mother cooked and their father was repairing something. As he worked, the mother was scraping the last of the chocolate pudding out of a mixing bowl, then wiped her finger around the bowl and proffered it to the dad.

The dad finds himself with a finger smeared with unidentified brown goo in front of his face and recoils.

"What's wrong?" asks the mother. "It's just chocolate pudding!"

"Oh," replies the dad. For a moment I thought you had stuck your finger down the younger one's diaper."

There was a moment's pause before the older son cracked up laughing in that way that only small children can manage. Having been in on the dad's joke, he decided to repay the honor by trying to tell jokes. Unfortunately he hasn't got the concept of joke-telling down yet.

"Hey Dad! Did you ever see a frog stick its face in a toaster? Get it?" *mad giggling* "Hey Dad! Did you ever see a cow in the moon? Get it?" *mad giggling*

This continued for a half hour...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:28, Reply)