sweary toddlers
my cousin's little boy is 2 years old and just learning to talk. unfortunately, his mother has an impressive vocabulary, especially when she's annoyed. little sean-for that is baby's name-is usually looked after by his grandmother during the day, as both of his parents work. i was paying a visit last week and, as i was talking to my aunt(sean's grandma), she motioned me to be quiet and watch little sean. he had managed to cover his hands in something sticky and was attempting to pull bits of fluff off his fingers. we watched him, smiling, until he muttered the immortal words: "oh, for fuck's sake" and wiped his hands on his pants.
i have never heard my aunt laugh so loudly in my life.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 3:05, 2 replies)

awww...how cute!
Reminds me of when my oldest was 3 and was heard to say "Son of a Bitch!"
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 3:50, closed)

yep
it's hard to yell at them when you're laughing so hard ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:01, closed)