From the mouths of babes.....
A mate Pete, was recently telling me this story...:

He had driven down to the local supermarket with his then four year old and was on the lookout for somwhere to park. He spies a spot on the right, outside the front door. Blinker on ready to turn in and another car heads up the other way coming across his path. Naturally, he waits to let the car pass but the cheeky bugger nips in and steals the spot. Pete has no choice here but to motor on.... after honking his horn and shaking his head in annoyance. Finds a spot not too much further away, so parks, dad and lad step out of the car and head toward the store only to find Mr Car Bay Hijacker coming the other way. Pete thinks "Right, he's in for it now" only to remember the four year old holding his hand, so he had better show a little restraint.

As it happens, Mr CBH spots Pete as they cross paths and says, "Sorry mate, didn't realise you were pulling in". Before Pete gets a word out, four year old calls out, "Fucking Wanker".

Getting my breath back after snorting beer through my nose I ask Pete, "What did YOU say at that"...

Pete's response was, "Well, nothing... the kid was right."

(as for length.... I am sure it was a match to his four year old balls. Which would have been HUGE when saying that..!)
(Sir Jester, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 4:59, Reply)