Repost (my first, go me!)
Ah the chaverati, dontcha just love 'em!
I was once in Puerto Plata airport departure lounge watching a couple who made Wayne and Waynetta Slob look like paragons of etiquette and decorum, he was manfully working his way through several beers (@7 A:M)and two hamburgers whilst she kept hauling her shell suit bottoms over her sweaty fat arse to cover the slag stamp on the small of her back whilst chain-smoking for England. Their male offspring (luckily only the one) was toddling about clad in a nappy, England shirt, both ears pierced and some of Lizzie Duke's finest goldette chains around both wrists and neck. The little drooling snot monster took a shine to my carry on luggage and, despite my moving several times continued to try to sit on it, god alone knows why.
The mother of this devil spawn eventually looked over and shouted "RAAAAMBO, LEAVE THAT GEEZER ALONE FOR FACK'S SAKE YOU TWAT".

Some people shouldn't be allowed out of Saaarfend.

They're allowed to vote too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:41, 4 replies)

woo
have a clicky cap for the best chav kids name ive heard yet, the next two kids they had might have been called frogmella and spudulicka. ;-)
( Trollman, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:12, closed)

Chav Names
We could go on for hours.

I am waiting for ebolavirus and nokiacharger to appear.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:13, closed)

My housemate is a teacher, one of his kids is called...
Nico Steven Segal Jones

What were the parents thinking
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, closed)

@osok
i would name a child ebolavirus. not only to piss the child off, but because the ebola virus has one of the highest mortality rates of any known virus, is incurable, is very easily spread and kills in the most horrific manner.
what? i have an interest in virology!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:52, closed)