Profanisaurus
A while ago I was on the tube on my way to work, filling in the Profanisaurus wordsearch in the latest copy of Viz. Sitting next to me was an adorable six-year-old girl in school uniform. Not wanting to sully her pure and innocent mind, I tried to angle my filthy magazine away from her line of vision, but she kept taking surreptitious glances at it. Well you would, wouldn't you, if the crazy lady next to you was reading an exciting-looking comic book... After a while, she started pointing at the wordsearch.

"You missed one there!"
"Eh?"
"M-I-N-G-E, minge!"
"Oh, thanks!"

Which is how I ended up having a six-year-old help me with the Profanisaurus wordsearch. I am so going to hell.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:00, 2 replies)

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I can't believe you missed "minge". I thought your mind was dirty enough to see the filth in everything.

Anyway, that 6-year could simply have been you in the next generation.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:06, closed)

*Clicks*
Have a bonus click for sitting next to a sweary six year old.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:58, closed)