Repost, sorry
A mate of mine asked me to look after he 6 year old daughter while she went shopping. The kid is a quiet, arty type so I didn't mind at all. Since it was a lovely day and I didn't fancy being indoors, I stopped on the way to my mate's house and bought a box of coloured chalks. I then went to my mate's, took the kid out into the cul-de-sac they live in, gave her the chalk and told her to go for her life. She spent a happy afternoon decorating each paving slab with pictures of flowers, smiley faces, the sun etc. I read a book and got a tan.One of my mate's harridan neighbours spots this artwork and goes completely fucking tonto at me, claiming it was mindless and wanton vandalism and that she would be calling the police. She ranted at me for a good 10 minutes, even calling me "young man" (I'm 30). I continued reading my book. Once she had finished ranting and headed back indoors, my mate's kid drew a great picture of a witch on her drive with an arrow pointing towards her front door. I bought her an icecream.
(ScousersPet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:59, 2 replies)

get 'er telt lass!
*clicky macclickyson*
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:30, closed)

Excellent!
Daft old bint.

Is it just me, or did everyone live near a completely joyless old harridan/bastard who proceeded to ruin anything you did, no matter how innocent?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:48, closed)