3 pieces of advice
1. Poo smells. Anyone who says it doesn't is either insane, or is constantly covered in the stuff to the point that they can't smell it any more.

2. If your good lady is told to 'feed on demand' by a midwife, or anyone else for that matter, you are legally permitted to shoot them on the spot. It's absolute pish. The sooner you get them into a routine of feeding every 3-4 hours, the better for everyone.

3. Never let them into your bed during the night. First thing in the morning when they get up is fine, but not during the night. Never. Ever. Or you will never have an uninterrupted night's sleep again. You have been warned.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:27, Reply)