Melty legs!
When I was younger my Dad used to take me to the gym with him. I couldn't do much in there and this was before the days of health and safety so could mess around on the machines.

One time my dad takes me into the sauna and I'm sitting in there being a kid and being hot when I start looking at a bloke with a wooden leg and turn to my dad and say:

'Look dad, it's so hot in here that that man's leg has melted'

My dad had to get me out of there pretty quick I believe but couldn't stop laughing!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, Reply)