KidsEither you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
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rob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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One of my brothers used to sing,
"Just muuuuummy!
Just muuuuummy!
Come and wipe my boooo-ttommmmm!"
over and over until Mum did as he requested.
They had to stop him after he did it while Dad's boss was over for tea. Boss found it frikkin' hilarious, the parents, not so much.
I found a perverse joy in teaching the same song to his daughter when she was old enough, only with the change to, "Just DAAAAADDDEEEEEEEE!"
She preferred to poo in the back yard like the dog at the time, so the neighbours all got a treat as well!
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