This is why children like you.
It's one of the reasons Sweary Junior likes you, anyway. You also taught him a shorter, ruder poem of yours - maybe 3 of 4 lines long - unfortunately neither of us can remember it. Can you? He impressed many friends with it :)

It may have involved custard? And / or something stinky?
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