Only one solution.
Grow a beard as well- not a full Grizzly Adams type of affair, but a modest Van Dyke. (A Van Dyke is commonly called a goatee, but in reality a goatee is when you only have hair on your chin and it's not connected to the mustache. And that look went out with Colonel Sanders.)

But whatever you do, please do not grow a soul patch. Even Frank Zappa looked dumb with that.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:58, Reply)