Little Twoheads discovers Newton's Third Law
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

I have just learned to ride a bike unaided, while visiting a friends ( I am about 6) I show off my new found skills on their bike, which is bigger and has brakes that work.

I am cycling along towards a kerb, having picked up a fair bit of speed, pull on the brakes (which on my crappy bike would have brought me to a gentle stop) the bike stops, I don't, I sail gracefully over the handlebars, and land on the pavement on my chin.
(twoheads Is currently broke on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 20:48, 5 replies)

Pedant alert
I think you'll find that's more a demonstration of his first law.

sorry couldn't help myself
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 22:56, closed)

I bow to your superior knowledge
But then I hated school, and never really paid attention
(twoheads Is currently broke on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:24, closed)

I knew someone else who did that
but she managed to land with the handlebar in her lady bits. She needed stitches.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:19, closed)

^^^^
AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Bloody hell, that is hideous.

I feel quite ill.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 18:21, closed)

I did an endo
Into our garage door

i had that bruise on my forehead for a while
*click*
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:05, closed)