Flushing
When my brother was small and my sister even smaller and I was many years away in the future, my sister wanted to go to the loo. My brother volunteered to take her and Mum, being busy, let him.

He took her off to the loo and sat her up on the seat forgetting the child's extra seat that was supposed to go on.

A minute or so later he went running off to get my Mum as "Jean is falling down the loo!"

My Mum arrived to find my sister wedged down the toilet with only her legs, arms and head showing.

My brother swears it was an accident but Jean still says he did it deliberately.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 17:27, Reply)