Communal changing rooms and piercing little voices.
I used to work nights, and use the pool during the day, when proud househusbands would bring their children in during the quiet times. On one occasion, I was getting dressed when a little girl's voice piped up:

"That man's willy has got his sweater pulled up!".

I'm uncircumcised.

Length? Cold and embarrassed, what do you think?
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:12, Reply)