This sounds like an Apeloverage post, but it's true.
When I was a young child, I got hold of my mum's stick deodorant and ate a big chunk of it, presumably thinking it was a tasty white chocolate treat.

Understandably worried, my mother took me to the family doctor who tried to put her mind at ease;

"He'll be fine, but he might have a bit of a dry mouth for a while."
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:31, 2 replies)

That reminds me
of when I was a nipper and I ate a packet of my Mum's Rothmans, filters the lot.

Mum took me to the doctor who said, "Well she'll not get worms'.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:49, closed)

well
I ate a whole tube of lipstick.
No doctor needed as it came right out the other end.
It was mostly intact save for the curls found in my intestines.
(fisherOfApples123 -=destroyer of toilets=-, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:22, closed)