KidsEither you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
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rob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Ohhh YesScene: bathtime. The Mrs is off doing teachery things so I am the bath Commandant.
With typical skill, I drop a bottle of shampoo on his head ('No more tears my arse'). Minor Waaah, soon over.
Mummy comes home. "Daddy hurt me in the bath, Mummy".
Fuck knows what'll happen when he finds out how to call Childline...
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