Hahaha
Sounds similar to a story I heard from a friend. Not sure of the truth, but amusing anyway.

18 years old, he was at a barbecue or something, and a small 6 year old girl (friend of the family) attached herself to him and was going around telling everyone that he was her boyfriend.

He took her to one side and asked her not to say that, so she then told everyone "this is Mark, he's my boyfriend, but he told me not to tell anyone"
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:47, Reply)