Hmm
When I was about 10, and my brother about 7, we were at a friend-of-the-parents house, and they had a daughter, who was about 13 or 14.
She managed to con us into believing she had a SNES in her garage, so she took us out there... let us in... then tried to shut the door and lock us in. Out of terror we managed to force the door open before she could lock it, but at the time I was sure she intended to murder us. I never liked the girl again after that.

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Another time, me and my bro were hanging around the videogames at some home store in Leicester, whilst the 'rents were shopping for carpets or something. Sonic 2 was in the machine, so we popped the SuperSonic code in and messed around a bit. The kid who was watching us play jumped back in terror, mouth agape, and screamed "SONIC TURRNNEED GOOLLLDDD!!!". Well, we thought it was funny.

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Also, everything scientists tell us is a lie. What kids are to us, we are to them. They tell us stuff like "You evolved from fish" and "Global warming will kill us all", but it's all a con really. They're laughing at us, just as we laugh at kids who believe that there's a Goldfish Heaven.
(MrBeansHoliday, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:50, Reply)