You can fool some of the kids all of the time - -
Master Nearly Four and Miss Five were entertaining me in the back garden of my parent's home in Brisbane as their mother chatted about plants and gardens to my parents.

"What's that down there?" asked Master Nearly Four, pointing to the long building down the hill.

"That's a block of flats." I said. "They are like little houses built together and people live in them."

"Daddy has gone away and is living with a lady in a flat." said Miss Five.

"Don't tell anyone we told you," said Master Nearly Four. "We're not supposed to know."
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 13:11, Reply)