Bullshit advice...
When I was but a wee child, my mum offered me this piece of highly useful advice:

"If you ever snort cocaine, don't whatever you do drink alcohol at the same time, or your nose will drop off."

So the first (and one of the very few) times I tried cocaine, fifteen years later, I suddenly remembered these words of wisdom after the best part of a bottle of Vodka. So, rather than enjoying myself, I spent the whole night in fear that my nose would suddenly dissolve.

Thanks mum.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:42, Reply)