my daughter's nativity
was enlivened by the first inn-keeper saying,

"Aye sure, come away in. I've a wee room at the back you can have."

Took several minutes to restore order.

Sadly, my youngest has now passed the stage of nativity plays, so any future howlers will be relayed second-hand by friends.

*sniff*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:10, Reply)