Kaol
Hotdogs just don't sound the same...

1. Skrink skrink skrink skrink pop tinkle (opening can, natch)

2. Flup (removes central hotdog)

3. Squelch squelch squelch etc

4. Squelch rrrip AAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiieeeee (severs major blood vessel in hampton on sharp edge of can)

5. Fsssssssssss WWAAAAAIIIIII FSSSSSSSS (claret sprays around room from shredded winkie)

6. Crawls to phone. Dies to sound of operator's hysterical laughter......

FIN

Stick to cats. Or goats. If you own a stepladder, even horses. You know it makes sense.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:25, Reply)