fire!
is it only boys who love fire? my brother, round about the age of 5, woke early one morning and decided to have a bit of fun.
said fun resulted in my parents being woken by the smell of smoke.
after screaming for a few seconds, they both pelted down the stairs to see a very happy brother monkey sitting on the hall carpet, right in front of the lovely bonfire he'd built out of a full box of cook's matches, minus the one it took to light it.
we never did find out how he got the matches off the high shelf.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, Reply)