I went to pick up my kids at day care
and they insisted that I go back and get my son in person. Mystified, I complied, to find that the woman in charge of that room looking at me oddly. "You're all right, then?"

I looked oddly back at her. "I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?"

"Because your son told me you wouldn't be picking him up today because this morning you were shaving and electrocuted your face."

No idea where that came from. I use a blade.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:22, Reply)