Eating things
When I was but a little geeklet (less than two, anyway), my Dad came home from university one day to find my Mum tearing around the house, phoning the doctor, the health visitor, her sister who worked as a medical receptionist and all kinds of general medical panic.

"What's wrong?" asks Dad.
"Aaaah", wails Mum, "Gordonjcp ate the holly berries in the garden!"
"Hmm, yeah", said Dad, "He did that a couple of days ago, too..."
(gordonjcp, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 8:25, Reply)