The cat
Our cat put on weight a while ago (the kids learnt to feed him).

He has a habit of tipping glasses of water over and then licking up the minutest bit of water and then fucking off. He always has clean water in the bowl, he's just a cunt.

So we used to shout "fat prat cat" at him following him tipping water all over the remote controls or the magazines or the dinner etc etc.

Anyway, my 4 yo son is somewhat 'friendly' with the cat, and seems to have no compassion for the poor little thing and gives him some pretty hard love.

After one such altercation we heard him crying following a scratch and he let out the mightiest scream "YOU FAT PWAT CAT".
My laughter made him forget his pain.
(beebolbod for those that are hard of hearing - LISTEN, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:44, Reply)