I agree, Bert...
...I reckon an obese ten-year-old is probably sufficient to feed an African family for a week.

Think of all the fat, though - it must make for excellent crackling...

EDIT: Yes, I think the Penguin's definitely onto something there. That way we wouldn't have to transport the whole child to Africa and would drastically reduce the carbon footprint of having to airlift the porker over there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:53, Reply)