Ooh, nearly forgot (good parenting skills again)
The fruit of my loins' most glorious outpouring is a whole Four Earth Years Old tomorrow.

I'm planning to wake him up by hiding beside his bed in a wolfman mask, then getting my accomplice to flick the lights on as I go "RARRRRRRRRR".

Always a good start to the day.


Many toys for me, sorry him to play with (he's getting into Lego, Yippee), a party on Saturday to be sick at (sorry dear, told you that bottle tasted funny), what a picture of family fun, eh?




Except I got the letter last night from the consultant, and he has more eyeball surgery to look forward to in June.

Some weeks, things wouldn't go right if you fucking paid them.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:13, 5 replies)

Sorry
to hear about the surgery, that sucks big time.

I also read about the lego and never a christmas passed in our house without my dad having to make a lego spaceship/space base/space station for me, even when coming in off nights or from 6-2.

Just makes me think how great my dad was and by the sounds of your post you sound pretty good too!

Loving the wolfman idea, may steal for when I eventually have kids...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:33, closed)

Ah
Operations are rubbish. I am waiting for an appointment for Penguin junior to have one of his testes forcibly removed from its hiding place in his stomach. At least he won't really be old enough to remember it.
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:34, closed)

Your name isn't....
.....Dave is it?

If not you have just described a very good friend of mine.
( diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

Who, me?
Nope, I am a Dave free zone.

I answer to 'Herr General', 'Gloria', and 'Lord of Eternal Darkness and Pleasure' depending on time, place, and costume, if that helps.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:18, closed)

Eyeball surgery?
Now that's rough. Poor wee soul.

Good luck with the interview, btw.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:26, closed)