Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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My ex-boss told me this years ago.
He mum took his twin daughters (ie: her grand-daughters, for those of you struggling) to the chip shop for some fish and chips.
A couple of places ahead of them in the queue was a black man.
The grandma knew that something was going to happen when one of the girls kept peering at the black guy around her grandma's legs. Finally, she piped up:
"Grandma?"
"Yes dear?" (nervously)
"Why is that man doing an impression of a duck?"
Thankfully, he didn't realise that she meant "why was he fashioning his mouth into the shape of a beak by pushing his lips out"... or if he did he kept quiet about it.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:00, 2 replies)
He mum took his twin daughters (ie: her grand-daughters, for those of you struggling) to the chip shop for some fish and chips.
A couple of places ahead of them in the queue was a black man.
The grandma knew that something was going to happen when one of the girls kept peering at the black guy around her grandma's legs. Finally, she piped up:
"Grandma?"
"Yes dear?" (nervously)
"Why is that man doing an impression of a duck?"
Thankfully, he didn't realise that she meant "why was he fashioning his mouth into the shape of a beak by pushing his lips out"... or if he did he kept quiet about it.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:00, 2 replies)
My brother (when about 5)
caught sight of the first black man he'd ever seen in real life and asked,
"Mummy, is that man a Minstrel?"
For those of you too young to get this, google Black & White Minstrel Show.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:22, closed)
caught sight of the first black man he'd ever seen in real life and asked,
"Mummy, is that man a Minstrel?"
For those of you too young to get this, google Black & White Minstrel Show.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:22, closed)
my mate's little brother
was in his pram one day and spotted the first black person he'd ever seen that wasn't in a professional setting. beaming like a loon, he looks up at the man and says "hello, doctor!"
his poor mother didn't know where to put her face.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:17, closed)
was in his pram one day and spotted the first black person he'd ever seen that wasn't in a professional setting. beaming like a loon, he looks up at the man and says "hello, doctor!"
his poor mother didn't know where to put her face.
( , Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:17, closed)
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