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1. I will eat all your cheese.
2. I'll hide your favourite slippers.
3. I'll make love to your uncle.
4. Classic electrode/testicle interaction.
5. I will hide hippo porn in your work desk, then call the WWF anonymously.
6. I will steal all your coasters.
7. I will slightly turn all your ornaments.
8. I will marry your Mum.
9. We will have babies and replace you with mini Berts.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:30, Reply)