There are worse places...
My mate came up to his son's bedroom to find him signing his name with piss on the bedroom carpet. As he said, good thing they called him Adam* rather than Nehemiah or Aurelius.

*name changed cos he posts on here*
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:31, Reply)