*clickity click*
Huzzah for terror! I'm told it's absolutely mind-numbing. I am firmly of the opinion that the best use of such books is as fuel to keep the baby warm. Or in lieu of toilet paper when times are hard.

The following people didn't have the benefit of Gina Ford's wisdom: Jesus, Margaret Thatcher, Gandi, William Wilberforce*.


Those who may well have done: Jade Goody, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, anyone who contemplates purchasing a fake belly (ignorance is indeed bliss, I didn't know these existed!).

Instinct, people, it's nature's way of stopping you from killing your brood. Although it may make you try and eat them if you're out of food.



*delete according to political / religious preference.
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:25, Reply)