Yesterday
Some kids shouted at my fella. So he decides to walk up to him. Cue loads of kids from the same council estate to shout at him. When he walks over to them, they take five steps back. He walks further. They start running.

Then one cocky fat kid squares up to him. The fat kid isn't even up to his chest, and they all start talking to him in a London wigger accent. This is Portsmouth, and Jon is from London.

I heard one of them say something along the lines of 'that's a shit accent, fucking fake'. Talking about my fella. This cracked me up.

Aaaaaanyway, the bit that cracked me up was that a girl started on me for no apparent reason. I was just stood there laughing my arse off, not saying anything. She was up to MY chest, resembled a bloke and spoke 'LIKE DIS YO! DON'T START FUKIN WIT ME I'LL FUCK YOU UP PROPER'. So I walked over to her. She walked away.

So we walked away. Hell, we had to, it was too funny. They screamed that we'd 'better walk away'. So we just walked up to them to prove a point. What did they do? Certainly not square up to a fight.

I don't fight kids - when the last one went to fight me I restrained it and took it to its parents. But I had to prove a point to them on this one. All gob, no accent. If that was Boro, those kids would have all ganged round us and probably pulled a knife. Not this lot.

Got to love the Pompey kids!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, 1 reply)

I fucking hate pompey kids.
But i do wonder if one day they will collectively look back and laugh at their former selves.

Or are they really as stupid as they appear to be?
(ShitBitch, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:50, closed)