Chavspeak
"Open your legs and show us your fanny!"

*translation*

"Would, perchance one of you care to join me in a glass of fine wine and scintillating highbrow conversation, before retiring to the boudior and making passionate love until the sun rises, whereupon we drift off into a contented sleep, basking in the warmth of one another's arms?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, Reply)