Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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I also like wizard's sleeve
to describe an overstretched blit.
I had an episiotomy, then still tore from arsehole to breakfast time.
Having left Sweary Junior's dad before he was born, I remained single and celibate for a couple of years - so cannot comment on the immediate effects of childbirth.
Once back on the saddle however, my hole did not feel like a welly-top.
I did find the whole process psychologically off-putting though. It's hard to view your threepenny-bits as sexual once they've produced milk. And your love tunnel has been a birth canal....
( , Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, Reply)
to describe an overstretched blit.
I had an episiotomy, then still tore from arsehole to breakfast time.
Having left Sweary Junior's dad before he was born, I remained single and celibate for a couple of years - so cannot comment on the immediate effects of childbirth.
Once back on the saddle however, my hole did not feel like a welly-top.
I did find the whole process psychologically off-putting though. It's hard to view your threepenny-bits as sexual once they've produced milk. And your love tunnel has been a birth canal....
( , Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, Reply)
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