^^^
Considering Chav Mum's diet of white cider, vodka and smack, with occasional punctuations of a kebab once a week or so, her emaciated self will be rake-thin (or massively obese. Rare to see a middle ground with CM's, but for the sake of things, we'll assume her a rake-thin CM)

TMC however, will likely have little of his mothers attention, most likely because she's off her tits, and survives on an exclusive diet of takeout, Farmfoods produce and fags. Hence, supermoobs.

Thus, it can be deduced that in the argument of who has bigger boobs that, where 'b'=sagging chests...

(b)TMC=(4b)CM.

*Braces for abuse on bad algebraic formula.*
(HomeWithTheDownies A towering inferno of penisy pleasure, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:19, Reply)