Widdecombe & Prescott
Hmmm....

Oddly enough that would make them both more electable in my eyes.

As for Kelly & the strappadictomy, you know that the recently converted St Anthony of Westminster would love it after seven years of getting the same treatment from Dubya.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:28, Reply)