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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Sexytime Explosion = Population Explosion.
Children, eh? Who'd have them?
Apparently a lot of people. Far too many.
I'm scared of them. We all used to be children (kids reading this, take note) so we know how agonisingly terrible they can be. Not that it's ultimately their fault, though. I'm scared of them because It's the fault of the grown-ups (or teenagers -- OK, let's just say older humans) that sired them and the society that they live in, that makes them trouble. Oh, and the Vatican, too.
Today a man trying to sell me books in the street was remarking on how many kids died every minute in the world. I replied to him - asking if he knew how many kids were born every minute. He mumbled something and changed the subject. I didn't mean to be harsh on the poor (nice) fellow, though. These things just have to be brought up.
I do know how lovely, wonderful and cute, etc. kids can be. But please, people of Planet Earth - Think twice before you turn the other cheek to contraception!

Ah, bollocks. You all know we are heading for a Malthusian holocaust anyway. Forget the condoms, everyone have fun before the world's food supply runs out and we resort to cannibalism!
Mmmm, brains!... But what a horrible thought. Those left alive will probably all have smiling sickness! Then you'll see what we've become.
Happy happy joy joy!

And so, what of true undesirables? Well, you know what the late great Bill Hicks said - PUT 'EM IN THE MOVIES!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 1:50, 2 replies)
some of us are actually looking foward to the cannibalism bit.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 4:31, closed)
^ I know I am
there are some tasty looking people out there!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 8:29, closed)

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