Geek babies.
Ive already decided that if I have my own child, his name will be Jay. If its a girl it will either be Denise or Paula. If youre clever and an old hat geek from the 90s you should understand the connection of those names. I dont think I could really call a child Agnus though.

His/Her first word would have to be Google. It has to be, its the first place you go on the net. It has to be the first word too. Im tempted to install an in-car PC to the pram :) Imagine that, mother is walking down the road whilst baby is watching old episodes of Knightmare on his in pram entertainment system. A mini ITX box neatly tucked away there. With Wifi of course for picking up internet :)

Id want all the techno gizmos for kids. Like baby monitors. And he'd be subjected to Slay Radio all the time. He will grow up appreciating the joys of Mods and Sids :)

And by the time he is 3 he had better be naming all the characters from the Dizzy series.

Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!!! :)
(Miggyman, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:02, 4 replies)

this might come in handy for his school days
www.bullying.co.uk/young_people/index.aspx
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:15, closed)

I see a theme...
There's always "Gary", "Lisa", "Alice" or if you fancy being uber geeky "Buster" (rev 9).
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:35, closed)

On a similar theme
I'm going to have a beautiful blonde boy called Axl. A big fat boy called Max who will grow up to be a wrestler. A beautiful brunette girl called Blaze and the youngest will be a black kid called Skate.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:10, closed)

Carling dont make mothers
but if they dead you would be the best one in the world...........probably
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:43, closed)