
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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...on my way home, trying to get through Hyde Park after the gates had closed. I found a fence which I thought was just low enough to jump over.
Almost made it as well, until I realised what was snagged on the spiky bit was not my jeans but my thigh. (Fortunately not so badly that I couldn't get myself off* and limp the rest of the way home.)
So I now have a nice little scar on my inner thigh. Of course, when people ask to see it, I have to warn them, "Well, I'd have to take my trousers down to show you..."
Oddly nobody takes me up on the offer...
*Fnaar, snigger, chortle
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)
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