I dont do things by halves...
...So when i find slug crawling across the kitchen floor, i decide to get the salt out (I was a right 'orrible twat when i was a wee bit younger)

But before administering a small amount of salt to kill the poor thing, I did ponder....what would happen if i put the whole bag on him.

Turns out they dissapear completely..


Im new and it turns out i have twatfull anecdotes too...
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:13, 6 replies)

Greeting Doctor Wookie.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:22, closed)

Slugs in your kitchen??

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:31, closed)

Oh yes.
One of my houses had the buggers everywhere apart from (thankfully) upstairs. The carpets sometimes had slime trails across them (insert wanking joke here) which caught the light in a most fetching way.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:37, closed)

*big deep breath*
Hello DG!

Yes slug it the kitchen, old miners house, so holes everywhere.

And yes the light shimmering effect is lovely...but cuntish for it warns of slugs and their sluggy-ness
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:50, closed)

Yoohoo!
*waves*
When I was a kid (actually, right up until I was 37) I used to pour a big pile of salt in the middle and melt the slimy bastards in half.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 16:49, closed)

That reminds me
of catslugs!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=keIJT9Eypes

I can't remember Ben's b3ta name, but he's from round here somewhere.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 23:36, closed)